shequins

I don't know.
maybe it's a response to the incumbent festive season,
[unsure if that is the correct usage of incumbent?]
or perhaps a retaliation against the grey doomey gloomey bog of shadow that is winter...

whatever the reason, i have become:
a sequins-horse.
[sequins or stripes and i'm satisfied]

[no explanation for the pantry setting. besides that i love my pantry!]

there is a small section of sequins missing in the butty region [who needs 'em...AS IF someone is going to risk sounding like a perv by pointing out my missing butt sequins. i'll just pull a Sassy and ask them why they were looking at my bum in the first place. Hi-YAH!] and so it was super cheap:

a Tracy Reese swingy-blingy frock for $19!

[my closet is full of imperfect treasures, rejected by full-price payers because of a missing sequin here or a tiny armpit hole there...so now i'm kind of like a peter pan girl, always kind of willingly unkempt and trying to pull off like i did it on purpose. but, cha know, i wouldn't have it any other way.]