2.1 lbs.

if you:

come home from work, so exhausted by the heat of the day that you just sit on your bed in front of the fan, and just stay there for way too long, staring at the wall, and maybe you'll never get up.

hide sometimes.

eat three meals per day...

...and then regularly help yourself to a gigantic carton of goldfish COLORS.

are the type to spend an eternity coloring each letter of "colors", when pretains to typing about goldfish.

feel there is no predetermined age limit when it comes to enjoying the existence of silly bands...can we all not just embrace a ridiculous trend now and again?  and is it really our fault that they created a yellow silly band of the taj mahal?  what person in their right mind would refuse one of those?  eh?

hide often.

spend insubordinate amounts of time on craigslist.

love ace of base.

spend insubordinate amounts of time dreaming up dramatic outcomes of your day...while your day carries happily along without you.

feel like crying when the slurpie machine at quiktrip is "ready to serve" every single flavor but the one you wanted, even though you didn't know you wanted it before you saw it was unavailable.

know, by heart, the most important quotes from Jurrassic Park.

have extreme forgiveness and leniency toward yourself, when it comes to housework.

have a hundred different floral patterns in your room, and you don't find it excessive and/or unseemly.

prefer love over logic.

then you might actually....be me.  OR my long-lost sister sis-ter...never knew how much i missed 'er.